Fucked Up Shit

Music

The Darkness Maybe Predicted that News Story About Octopuses Being Aliens

05.21.18

By Lauren O'Neill
I Tried to Lie My Way onto ‘The Jerry Springer Show’

01.29.15

By Harmon Leon
Food

Elko County, Nevada Forces Inmates to Pay for Jailhouse Meals

03.08.14

By Gideon Resnick
Music

The Fucked Up Things Eminem Made Me Do

11.05.13

By Ernest Baker
Some Advice for a Sex Offender on His Way to Prison

07.16.13

By Bert Burykill

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Membership

Exploding Suburban Silence

The infinite sadness of the teenage mosher—when you’re young, all you need is a cheap practice amp to tear the world apart.

2 minutes ago

By Clive Martin
New Zealand Police

Life

A Thief Swallowed a $19K Fabergé Egg to Hide It. It Didn’t Work.

Fabergé eggs have been soaring in value, which is why the police and medical professionals are keeping a close eye on this man’s rectum.

5 minutes ago

By Luis Prada
Bart and Lisa Simpson (Photo: Rodin Eckenroth/WireImage)

Comedy

There’s an Entire Short Film Hidden Throughout Several Episodes of ‘The Simpsons’

The mini ‘McBain’ movie took over two years to reach its conclusion

10 minutes ago

By Tony Alpsen
3I/ATLAS

Life

Ice Volcanoes Are Erupting on 3I/ATLAS, New Images Suggest

15 minutes ago

By Luis Prada
Redd Foxx performing on stage. (Photo by Arthur Schatz/Getty Images)

Comedy

The Time Redd Foxx Almost Stabbed a Guy on the Set of a Dick Van Dyke Movie

The ‘Sanford and Son’ star nearly turned a director into an actual ghost

22 minutes ago

By Tony Alpsen