the nfl draft
The NFL Draft is full of surprises. But perhaps none sweeter than watching Jaire Alexander celebrate his Louisville teammate get picked in the first round.
The NFL draft takes three days and involves some of the dumber shout-machines on American television applying the same five adjectives to various muscular men over and over. It is very bad. But it can be better, if only because it can't be worse.
Three days of interviews with neckless general studies majors from Southeast Conference schools makes for pretty excruciating TV. It's only natural for you to wonder why anyone would watch that.