You could pulverise the vegetable because people on Instagram are doing it to "detox," or you could just eat the real stuff.
It's the drug that reportedly caused more than 20 overdoses at the Electric Parade Festival in Melbourne over the weekend.
Ahead of their appearance at Auckland Laneway, we catch up with sisters Clementine and Valentine Nixon.
Right down to the same white Bronco.
Venture capital firms have pumped more than $100 million into Juicero, a company that promises to "disrupt" the juice industry with a very, very expensive appliance.
And that after life there is only darkness.
'Gutty' is a device that makes your objects "intelligent"—only, now you're no longer the center of their universe.
According to creator Dez Dolly, the viral video started out as branded content before it "scared the living shit" out of the sponsor.
Listen to 'Whoopty Whoop' and check out our interview with the duo where they ask you, the readers, to rank their butts.