Punch

summer of screamo

What Records Best Capture the Last Decade of Hardcore?

An unofficial guide to newish hardcore for stubborn old fans.
Dan Ozzi
8.23.18
nba

Draymond Green Strikes Plea Deal for Assault Charge: $560 Fine and No Jail Time

"We simply treated Mr. Green no differently than any other defendant that we prosecute."​
Liam Daniel Pierce
7.22.16
FIGHTLAND

Ted Cruz Elbows Wife in the Face, Suspends Campaign

The end of the Texas senator's campaign came not with a bang, but with a two-piece.
Jeff Harder
5.4.16
Sports

Hot Dog Champ Kobayashi Learns How to Box

Competitive eater Kobayashi steps in to boxing coach, Eric Kelly's world and (attempts to) learn how to box.
VICE Sports
2.15.16
Baby Teeth

Baby Teeth - Part 2

In this week's installment of Tyler Boss's comic "Baby Teeth," a teen searches for his parents after his skateboarding recital, but finds a different unfortunate surprise.
Tyler Boss
7.30.15
Stuff

Remembering the Wizardry of Terry Pratchett

The beloved author, who died yesterday, will be remembered for his insane work ethic and being one of the nicest men to ever put a pen to paper.
Gavin Haynes
3.13.15
Breaking News

Afroman Was Filmed Punching a Woman on Stage Last Night

Footage shows "Because I Got High" singer knocking a female fan to the ground.
Ryan Bassil
2.18.15
2014 in Review

Noisey's Best and Worst of 2014 - Dan Ozzi

The only year-end list on the internet™.
Dan Ozzi
12.15.14
Travel

Christmas Markets Are Weird Everywhere

Here are some photos from a Viennese "Christkindlmärkte" as proof.
Markus Lust
12.15.14
Premieres

Punch Pack A Lot of 'Em On Their New LP 'They Don't Have to Believe'

Coming via Deathwish next week but brutalizing you right now, only at Noisey
Noisey Staff
8.12.14
Music

I Punched Danzig in the Face: An Apology

Dear Mandy, the fact that I had never heard of you or your semi-literate fan-fiction until you tweeted me doesn’t mean that I didn’t rip off your completely original and—apparently—copyrighted turn of phrase, “the man behind the fist."
Simon Childs
11.13.12
Music

I Punched Danzig in the Face

There's an old video that you've probably seen where Danzig gets knocked the fuck out backstage after a show. Danny Marianinho is the man behind the fists that laid Glenn out on the cold linoleum, and now he's written a book about the troubles he's had...
Simon Childs
11.6.12
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