summer of screamo
What Records Best Capture the Last Decade of Hardcore?
An unofficial guide to newish hardcore for stubborn old fans.
Draymond Green Strikes Plea Deal for Assault Charge: $560 Fine and No Jail Time
"We simply treated Mr. Green no differently than any other defendant that we prosecute."
Liam Daniel Pierce
Ted Cruz Elbows Wife in the Face, Suspends Campaign
The end of the Texas senator's campaign came not with a bang, but with a two-piece.
Hot Dog Champ Kobayashi Learns How to Box
Competitive eater Kobayashi steps in to boxing coach, Eric Kelly's world and (attempts to) learn how to box.
Baby Teeth - Part 2
In this week's installment of Tyler Boss's comic "Baby Teeth," a teen searches for his parents after his skateboarding recital, but finds a different unfortunate surprise.
Remembering the Wizardry of Terry Pratchett
The beloved author, who died yesterday, will be remembered for his insane work ethic and being one of the nicest men to ever put a pen to paper.
Afroman Was Filmed Punching a Woman on Stage Last Night
Footage shows "Because I Got High" singer knocking a female fan to the ground.
2014 in Review
Noisey's Best and Worst of 2014 - Dan Ozzi
The only year-end list on the internet™.
Christmas Markets Are Weird Everywhere
Here are some photos from a Viennese "Christkindlmärkte" as proof.
Punch Pack A Lot of 'Em On Their New LP 'They Don't Have to Believe'
Coming via Deathwish next week but brutalizing you right now, only at Noisey
I Punched Danzig in the Face: An Apology
Dear Mandy, the fact that I had never heard of you or your semi-literate fan-fiction until you tweeted me doesn’t mean that I didn’t rip off your completely original and—apparently—copyrighted turn of phrase, “the man behind the fist."
I Punched Danzig in the Face
There's an old video that you've probably seen where Danzig gets knocked the fuck out backstage after a show. Danny Marianinho is the man behind the fists that laid Glenn out on the cold linoleum, and now he's written a book about the troubles he's had...