Gregory Pike

Stuff

March 2013's Hosers of the Month

Because we have fewer guns, free healthcare, and good manners, Canadians like to think that they’re more civilized than Americans. But on the regular, our polar bear riding, snowmobile crashing, maple syrup-chugging tendencies overtake us, and we are...
Gregory Pike
3.27.13
Stuff

Montreal's St. Patrick's Day Parade... On Acid!

Montreal’s Saint Patrick’s Day parade is the oldest celebration of Irish drunkenness in Canada As if wandering the unpredictable and potentially volatile crowds wasn’t scary enough, our friend Taylor decided to crank it up a notch by dropping acid.
Gregory Pike
3.20.13
Sports

Stop Whining: Fighting Is a Crucial Part of Professional Hockey

On Monday we had a writer talking about how fighting in the NHL is a "disgrace to the game and to Canada." Well, Gregory Pike strongly fucking disagrees.
Gregory Pike
3.13.13
Stuff

Now You Can Tweet and Send Facebook Messages After You’re Dead

Post-mortem social media is the new cryogenics.
Gregory Pike
3.11.13
Music

Stompin' Tom Connors Was Punk as Fuck

Yesterday we brought you a song-by-song overview of Stompin' Tom's Canada. Today, Gregory Pike let's you all know why Stompin' Tom Connors was (and will always be) punk as fuck.
Gregory Pike
3.8.13
Tech

Dean Kamen—Inventor of the Segway—Made a Bulimia Machine

The brilliant mind who brought us the Segway, a device aimed at eliminating walking, is back to show us how to remove the annoying process of digestion from our everyday lives. Just plug a tube into your "Skin Port," and let this incredibly stupid...
Gregory Pike
1.23.13
Sports

The NHL Lockout Is Finally Over: Time to Start Hating on the Leafs Again

Hockey season, a.k.a. hating season, starts right back up again this Saturday. To celebrate, we brought in Greg, our resident Quebecer hockey nut, to tell you why the Toronto Maple Leafs really suck.
Gregory Pike
1.15.13
News

Kayla Bourque— Vancouver's Cutest Psychopath— Is Now a Free Woman

A young lady who disemboweled her dog, killed her cat, and dreams of murdering hobos is now back in society.
Gregory Pike
1.9.13
Stuff

The 2012 Canadian Hoser of the Year Awards

An ode to hosers, Canada's most important citizens, and a full year of their hijinks.
Gregory Pike
12.13.12
Stuff

Ghost Hunting... On Acid!

We got our friend all hopped up on acid, and took her to a graveyard in Montreal with a professional ghost hunter and a Ouija board.
Gregory Pike
10.31.12
Tech

Perverted Video Games from the 80s

The library of games available for the Atari 2600 include a lot of pervy, digital adventures.
Gregory Pike
10.18.12
Stuff

Old People Having Sex Is Gross, Despite What the Huffington Post Says

This is just another annoying example of baby boomers obnoxiously clinging to the we-can-have-it-all mentality.
Gregory Pike
10.12.12
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