People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words
“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
An ER Doc Explains How Not To End Up on Life Support
While young people are the least likely to think end of life wishes, it’s often young people who experience catastrophic injuries.
Dr. Blair Bigham
Cerebral Palsy Is Going to Kill Me (and Other Fun, Normal Thoughts)
No matter how much I try to control it, CP is this Regina George figure lording over my life, and I'm learning how to live with her.
After this Crash, Helio Castroneves's Head is Still Attached to His Body, Somehow
How this happened, we don't know. We're just lucky his head's still attached.
How 'Dance Dance Revolution' Helped Me Recover After a Gigantic Boulder Fell on Me
Back in 2000 I was the 'DDR' king of my local arcade. And then a gigantic rock almost crushed me to death.
Fetty Wap in Stable Condition Following a Motorcycle Accident
Fetty's gonna be all right!
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Watch a Mortal Fell a God, or: How This Cameraman Took Usain Bolt Out with a Segway
Sometimes, the closest you ever get to greatness is running it over with a hands-free Segway.
A Chemical Leak in Nova Scotia Has Sparked a First Nations Blockade
Tuesday morning, staff at Abercrombie Point pulp and paper mill in Pictou County, Nova Scotia, noticed that a pipe carrying raw effluent had sprung a leak and was spewing into the waters of Pictou Harbour. Now the First Nations community in Pictou is...
The Case Against Cars
Driving is dangerous, causes pollution, and turns people into assholes on wheels.
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Six years ago today, I was hit by a car while walking across the intersection of Sunset and Yorba in San Francisco. Since then, I’ve had six surgeries, one skin graft, a three-week hospital stay, four casts, approximately 6,000 painkillers, a partridge...
Accidents Happen When You're an Idiot
It's Friday night and time for a fight, if you're the kind of drunk idiot who finds joy in starting fights. If you're just a normal drunk idiot, then you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way or another tonight anyway. Read these stories to...
Getting Crushed By A Cab Didn't Change A Thing For Johnathan Toubin
Johnathan Toubin is the New York soul DJ that made news last year when a taxi driver had a seizure and drove her ride into his first-floor hotel room and crushed him in his sleep.