People Described the Weirdest Lies Their Parents Told Them as Kids

"For some reason, my dad told me that he gave birth to me."
Iva Parađanin
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Anti-Capitalist Toddler Shreds $1,000 of Parents' Cash

Welcome to the resistance, child.
River Donaghey
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Dad of the Kid 'Spider-Man' Rescued from a Balcony Was Out Playing 'Pokémon Go'

Gotta catch 'em all—unless they're your toddler.
Drew Schwartz
the internet

Who Is Lil Tay and Are We OK with the Internet Hating Her?

Here is everything you need to know about the internet’s most problematic “nine-year-old.”
Allison Tierney
The Nice Guide to Right Now

Please Enjoy This Child's DIY Weather Report

Finally, a weather forecast that won't make you want to cry today.
Beckett Mufson
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Child Skeptic Refuses to Be Pawn in Santa's Surveillance State

"Im not telling you my name."
Lauren Messman
Parental Advisory

Behind the Brutal Honesty of Drunks and Toddlers

Neither one of them have filters.
Brook Bolen

Anime-Style Paintings Conjure the Horrors of a Post-Nuclear Future

Hikari Shimoda imbues Japanese Pop with a deep existential anxiety to reveal her true feelings about society.
Masha (Maria) Koblyakova
daily vice

How a Former Feral Child Inspired a Massive Photo Project

On this episode of 'Daily VICE,' we meet Marina Chapman, whose story of living in the jungle as a child served as inspiration for Julia Fullerton-Batten's photo series.
VICE Staff

Inside the Haunting Restoration of a Gas Chamber Execution Sculpture | Conservation Lab

MoMA conservators have saved Bruce Conner’s disturbing sculpture from storage.
Noémie Jennifer
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Police Are Still Searching for the Gator That Grabbed a Toddler Near Disney World

"The sad reality of it is it's been several hours, and we're not likely going to recover a live body," Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said in a press conference.
VICE Staff

Widow Challenges French Law That Prohibits Using a Dead Man’s Sperm to Get Pregnant

A young Spanish woman whose husband passed away last year has asked France to hand over his frozen sperm so that she can have his child in Spain.
Solenn Sugier