The Lonely Dudes Using 'Magick' to Get Laid
It's like if Harry Potter was real and he was just straight-up horny.
An Emotional and Cultural History of the First Two 'American Pie' Soundtracks
For all its faults, the franchise assembled the optimum musical accompaniment to being young, dumb, and horny.
The Lucas Brothers Are the Next Big Thing in Identical Twin Stoner Comedy
The identical twin comedians stole the show this summer in "22 Jump Street," and now they're hoping to take over the small screen with their FXX animated series, "The Lucas Bros. Moving Co."
THUMP’s Bro Guide to Getting Laid at Festivals
Because an event is only as good as the girls you take home.
THUMP Canada Staff
Reasons Why It's Impossible to Get Laid on Tour
I've toured for a good portion of my life, and it may be surprising for all your horndogs to hear that—wait for it—I've actually never seen a single band member meet someone at a show and do the deed that night.