jokes

The VICE Guide to Right Now

'Mr. Avo Head' Is the Worst Branded April Fool's Stunt of the Year

"True to character, the healthy, hipster Mr. Avo Head will sport a man bun and well-groomed beard, trendy sneakers, skinny jeans and will be listening to all the latest beats."
River Donaghey
4.1.19
April Fools' Day

Welcome to April Fools Day, the Absolute Worst of Branded Fun

April Fools—like everything we used to hold dear to us—is now dominated by brands trying their hardest to insert themselves into daily life.
Joel Golby
4.1.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trump Calling Tim Cook 'Tim Apple' Inspired Some Truly Awful Dad Jokes

Trump will never recover from these groaners.
River Donaghey
3.7.19
Music

We Reviewed Every Band Playing Coachella 2019

You all are probably tired of us doing this every year but we don’t care tbh.
Noisey Staff
1.3.19
Munchies

A Horse Walks—Uh, Actually Runs—Into a Bar

Last Monday, a half-dozen people were sitting in a bar in Chantilly, France, when a racehorse burst through the door. What is this, some kind of joke?
Jelisa Castrodale
10.3.18
comedy

America's First Comedy Museum Preserves a Time When We Knew How to Laugh

The National Comedy Center in Jamestown, New York, the birthplace of Lucille Ball, opens its doors this Wednesday.
Alex Norcia
7.31.18
comedy

Comedians Tell Us the Most Epic Fails They've Seen at Open Mics

"Then she spread her legs and pulled her underwear to the side, showing everyone her vulva. To be honest, that was the best joke of the night."
Graham Isador
5.2.18
Donald Trump

Don't Take Trump Seriously or Literally

The president's latest "joke" is that Democrats are traitors to the country. What are we supposed to do with that?
Eve Peyser
2.6.18
comedy

Being an Iranian Stand-Up Comedian Is No Joke

Not everyone's laughing when Iranian comedians turn to topical humor.
Nadja Sayej
1.31.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Bill Cosby Is Doing Stand-Up Again for Some Reason

The disgraced actor made a bizarre return to comedy Monday night in Philadelphia ahead of his April retrial.
Drew Schwartz
1.23.18
Coachella

We Reviewed Every Band Playing Coachella 2018

An annual tradition that we annually regret doing.
Noisey Staff
1.3.18
"What Do You Do For a Living?"

A Former Clickhole Writer Made a ‘Content Bot’ That Will Probably Become My Boss

It’s already won a comedy competition and is currently applying to be Poet Laureate for the city of Redmond, Washington.
Claire Downs
10.12.17
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