laziness

Work

Nine Brilliant Schemes for Slacking Off at Work

"I automated 80 hours of financial analyst work down to 15 minutes. Used the remainder of my time to play computer games, day trade stocks, and write a blog."
Justin Caffier
5.22.18
Health

I Tried to Get Fit the Laziest Way Possible

I want to be healthier, but I don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever.
Nilu Haidari
5.11.18
Weed

Stoners Are Only Lazy When They're High, Study Finds

Despite the rampant "lazy stoner" stereotype, a new study suggests that people who regularly get high are no more lethargic than their non-smoking counterparts—unless they happen to be stoned.
Gabby Bess
9.15.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Politician in Canada Accidentally Sent Out a Draft of His Mad Libs-Style Press Release

Evidently, the Conservative Party doesn't trust its politicians with simple stuff like writing funding announcements. And now we know why.
Tannara Yelland
7.22.15
Bonnaroo 2015

The Couch Potato's Guide to Music Festivals

Excited to see Bonnaroo but apprehensive about smelling Bonnaroo? Stream it!
Craig Jenkins
6.13.15
Stuff

TED Talks Aren't Making My Generation Smart – They're Making Us Stupid

I haven't had an independent thought in years. Sometimes, I forget my own name.
David Whelan
11.28.14
Premieres

Stream Weird Womb's EP 'Laziness' Right Now

This Tuscon band's music will make you feel the opposite of lazy.
Kim Taylor Bennett
9.17.14
Stuff

Reasons Why Austin Is the Worst Place Ever

I've lived in Austin long enough to know that this city can drive you fucking crazy. It's a sweltering, congested sub-metropolis full of slack-asses and yuppies who simultaneously take themselves too seriously and not seriously enough.
Luke Winkie
6.26.14
tech

Here Are the Laziest Apps

You'd probably try these out if you weren't such a deadbeat.
Adam Clark Estes
8.10.12