Testicles

The VICE Guide to Right Now

Man Wins $870,000 Settlement After Surgeon Removes Wrong Ball

What is the price of one healthy testicle? Almost $1 million, apparently.
River Donaghey
6.16.17
The 2016 Fiction Issue

'He Had Tried to Have His Testicles Removed on the NHS'

A metaphysical meditation on the meaning of life, told in the form of the spiritual awakening of a man who wanted to be a woman in Britain.
David Keenan
12.5.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Adventurous Teen Somehow Got His Balls Stuck in a Power Tool

A tool-loving 19-year-old became a cautionary tale after getting amorous with a handheld electrical grinder.
VICE Staff
5.6.16
Stuff

Nebraska Is Redesigning Its License Plate, but Not Because It Looks Like a Guy Holding His Huge Balls

Not only did the new license plate design feature the wrong statue, it really, really resembles a dude holding his grotesquely swollen testicles.
Harry Cheadle
4.4.16
guide

A Young Person's Guide to Checking Your Balls for Cancer

Testicular cancer is one of the most common diseases affecting young people with balls, which is why a guide to self-examination could save your life.
Matilda Whitworth
3.23.16
Stuff

What Hitler's Supposedly Tiny, Deformed Dick Tells Us About How We View Evil

It's all too easy to blame the Führer's messed-up junk for the Third Reich.
Sam Kriss
2.24.16
Stuff

It Took 20 Years and Three Surgeries to Fix My Balls

I went from having an undescended testicle to having a full set of bizarrely placed balls to having a really strange-looking scrotum.
Chad Thomas
10.22.15
Food

Having a Ball (or Two) at the Montana Testicle Festival

What's more fun than drinking beer and chowing down on bull balls in 97-degree heat?
Kelly O
8.6.15
Stuff

The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts

Both David Ham and John D. Saller made a living selling vehicular testicles, but who came up with the concept first?
Mack Lamoureux
7.20.15
tech

The Science of Artificial Testicles

A future in which we can cure infertility by way of sperm-making machines could be on the horizon.
Peter Holslin
4.6.15
NSFW

I Had a Giant Testicle for Two Years and Didn't Tell Anyone

From the ages of 17 to 19, I believed that God had cursed me with a swollen left testicle that was the size and shape of a large pear.
Josiah Hesse
2.6.15
Music

Meet the Bassist Who Ruptured His Scrotum on a Glitter Cannon

The bassist in Dutch symphonic metal band ​Delain managed seven songs after a bit of stagecraft went horribly wrong in England last month.
Joel Golby
12.9.14
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