You maaaaay have noticed the slight internet frenzy caused by Miley Cyrus over the weekend. Her twerk-fest of a VMA performance has been trending on Twitter since the very first pump against Robin Thicke’s crotch, and the not-at-all-laborious hashtag #ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk has been doing the rounds. Way worse than anything that took place at the VMAs, here’s our pick of the most contrived attempts at humour:
Given that Miley Cyrus has a song called ‘We Can’t Stop’, this was perhaps inevitable:
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#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk we can’t twerk indirect to miley cyrus
— lily (@reaI_sIim_shady) August 27, 2013
LOL YOU SO FUNNY
#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk Twerked Lines – Robin Thicke
— Shiny (@LouSuperBooBear) August 27, 2013
She basically did take her clothes off, though.
Good Taylor Swift vibes.
Ouch, you must be sore.
I really, really hope so.
Those grapes know how to twerk it.
#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk Twerk twerk twerk Like Grapes
— Living In Singapore (@livinginsg) August 27, 2013
Or don’t. Actually, its fine if you don’t.
Undertones of Avarian bestiality, but good effort nonetheless
And, finally, an important moral lesson for us all.
#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk Should be “Behind Closed Doors” Not in my face on for the children TV
— StarkFreeorDie (@StarkFreeorDie) August 27, 2013
Twerk to your heart’s content with even more Miley Cyrus writing:
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