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The Heartwarming Story of the Canadian Punks Who Raised Baby Crows
Zack Trash of Nova Scotia has some unusual pets.
What Actually Happens if You Give Yourself a Tapeworm to Lose Weight?
Having a tapeworm isn't the bargain with the devil you think it is. It's hard to find a live one, the side effects are beyond nightmarish and they don't even make you lose weight.
Meet the Man Behind the Petition to Give Drake the Keys to the City of Toronto
We found out what exactly was going on behind the move to help Drizzy ceremoniously unlock the Big Smoke.
An Idiot Made a Game Called 'Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015'
It features the prophet, gay sex, animals and poop, but its creator claims it's not intended to be an attack on anyone's faith.
One of Our Writers Went on an All-Alcohol Diet for a Week
An all-alcohol diet that satisfies all of your daily nutritional needs is possible, but it's not fun to do and will make you shit blood.
A Comedian Traveled the Mississippi River on a Jet Ski
Kurt Braunohler is the closest thing we have to a real life Willy Wonka, a whimsical eccentric who uses his resources to better the day of the average citizen in the most ridiculous way possible. In this case, he jet skied down the Mississippi for...
The Best Worst Idea You've Ever Had
And a couple of the worst best ideas to even things out a little.
I Had a Face Tattoo for a Week
I kind of resembled Mike Tyson if he were a hairy, effete white boy from Canada.