The number of teenagers using drugs, drinking or smoking is the lowest it's been since 1990.
What pushes women to want to be hammered, surrounded by men who aren't as drunk?
It's bizarrely common, so we thought we'd round up a few of the best tales.
Because it sure as hell feels like it.
It's the most dangerous party of the year.
A drunken seaman crashed a 432ft cargo ship into the Scottish coast after falling asleep at on duty.
Are you a creepy or a resourceful drunk?
There's nothing worse than waking up alone – except waking up alone with a hangover and 2 percent cell phone battery.
No costume is as scary as waking up on November 1.
Getting spat on, attacked with stillettos and breaking up fights is all in a day's work when more than half of all police time is spent trying to deal with pissed-up idiots.
The experiment ended in vomit and wet farts.
Spoiler alert: You need good manners and a willingness to tattoo a dick.