The neighbourhood cop gets invited to a party at Yorna & Schmulie's, but he has no idea about the surprise that awaits him.
Are people from Stockholm a bunch of selfie-obsessed, segway-loving, feminist lumberjacks?
Larry Bear skips school and has a perfect day in this comic by award-winning comic book genius Leslie Stein.
What's the worst part of being locked in a cell since February? Starving and fighting over food, duh.
Some are abstract. Some are offensive. Few are remotely anatomically accurate.
Nobody loves a pervert.
Everyone's an idiot at festivals, but these people were the worst idiots.
How far would you go for a banana? Probably not farther than the grocery store.
I was walking down the street the other day when I had an epiphany. I turned to my reflection in a nearby shop window and said, "Hey, you know what? There's more to the world than just UrBaN Mu$iC in that Do It! column."
Excerpted from The People’s Almanac Presents the 20th Century: History With the Boring Parts Left Out, by David Wallechinsky.