"Wendi's nostrils widen and her mouth fills involuntarily with saliva. She spots him immediately. Illuminated by the depressing light of the Wimpy menu board is Vladimir Putin..."
Testing the nation's morality minerals.
Liars, killers, tyrants and the rain still exist in 2012, but you're probably still too hungover to notice.
The News of the World is dead and it died as it had lived, in fits of self-aggrandizing and sentimental pique.