Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe plans to serve a feast of wild animals at his birthday celebration this weekend, and both wildlife conservationists and local villagers are pissed about it.
Which is a shame for Mugabe, considering he's relying on tourism to boost the country's economy.
"Yeah, rings a bell."
But just like last time, not everyone's convinced he won fair and square.
Baba Jukwa is trying to bring down ZANU-PF from the inside.
The democratic dictator is still doing all he can to stay in power.
This is why nobody's coming to your party.
Mostly through a potent mixture of greed, violence and stupidity.
The country is tired of waiting for its devil to die.