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These Are the New Emojis Coming to iOS 9.1
There are going to be 184 new emojis you can smash into your phone.
Stoners Are Pissed Off About a Study Claiming That the Munchies Might Be Causing Diabetes
They should probably just smoke a joint and chill out.
We Spoke to the 'Blood Rave' Promoters About Their 'Human Blood Shower' Party
They're advising guests not to wear their best outfits, because they're probably going to end up covered in human blood.
A 15-Year-Old Is Polling High In the US Presidency Race Under the Name 'Deez Nuts'
Iowan teenager Brady Olson should be commended for his piss-taking.
Man Tries to Impress Women on a Dancefloor, Shits Himself Instead
"He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the crap out of himself," a friend said.
Everyone's Laughing at This Fall Out Boy Fan Who Is Defending Armed Police in Ferguson with Her Life
"I would rather get hit by something than let it hit them," she said about the police officers behind her, all of whom were wearing body armour.
An Undetonated WWII Bomb Was Found in East London Today
The Luftwaffe's 100-year goal of destroying the East End finally seems to be over.
This British Granddad Has Gone to Fight ISIS in Iraq
Jim Atherton says he misses bacon sandwiches and his sausage dogs.
An Idiot Homophobe Made the Mistake of Attacking a Gay Couple Who Trained at a Military Academy
Larry and Daniel Lennox-Choate say they left the assailant "covered in his own blood".
This Taxi Driver Has Allegedly Been Trying to Get Women to Piss in His Taxi
The 55-year-old from Glasgow has had his licence revoked after the passengers complained to police.
Victims of Child Sexual Abuse Are Having Their Compensation Cut for Committing Crimes
More than 400 sex abuse victims in Britain have been affected.
Environmentalist Prince Charles Flies 70 Miles to Attend a Polo Match
Apparently, the flight would have burned 200 gallons of aviation fuel.