onani

Historier fra folk der onanerer på arbejdet

"Når jeg tænker tilbage på det, så er jeg egentlig ikke sikker på, at jeg vaskede hænder bagefter."
Drew Millard
1.30.18
Interviews

We Interviewed Juvenile, Then We Interviewed His Son, Who Is Also a Rapper

Juve has a new line of T-shirts from designer D. Bruze, too, and you're going to want one.
Drew Millard
8.15.16
Interviews

Shitting Gold: Right Now, Diarrhea Planet Might Just Be the Best Band in the Universe

D-Planet's Jordan Smith discusses their new record 'Turn to Gold,' the sonic logistics of having four guitar players, and the band’s unlikely dedication to physical fitness.
Drew Millard
8.5.16
Stuff

Hvordan ved man om stoffer er blevet for gamle?

Har du fundet en gammel klump hash i en skuffe, eller ligger der en pose MDMA bagerst i fryseren, som du har glemt alt om? Vi fortæller dig, om stofferne stadig fungerer, som de skal.
Drew Millard
7.11.16
we saw this

The ABBA Museum, Which Exists, Is Weird as Shit

ABBA: The Museum doubles as the Swedish Music Hall of Fame because ABBA were to Swedish pop music what The Beatles were to rock.
Drew Millard
5.6.16
we saw this

Future's 'Purple Reign' Tour Continues His Victory Lap That Will Never End

The rapper's sold out Los Angeles show cemented his reign and posed the question we can never seem to answer: How the hell is Future so goddamn good?
Drew Millard
3.19.16
Op-Eds

Lost and Beat Up: Kanye West, Depression, You, and Me

Kanye West's simultaneous dedication to being relatable yet unknowable is what makes Kanye such a challenging and compelling artist.
Drew Millard
2.19.16
guide

En VICE guide til Star Wars

Nørder: Kommentarsektionen er nedenunder, I ved hvordan det fungerer.
Drew Millard
12.18.15
Premieres

Watch Swag Toof Become Demonic Sock Puppets in Their Video for “G Double O D” (Feat. $UICIDEBOY$)

The Harlem duo are strange people who do strange things.
Drew Millard
11.24.15
tech

I Tried and Failed to Fight Someone on "Tinder for Fights," Because It Was Fake

We talked to the guys behind the viral marketing stunt.
Drew Millard
11.10.15
Fashion

Her er alle de latterlige meme-kostumer, som du skal holde dig langt væk fra til halloween

Fra "Kjolen" til Caitlyn Jenner og tandlægen, der dræbte Cecil.
Drew Millard
10.29.15
tech

Netiquette 101: How to Use Emojis Without Having an Emojinal Breakdown

Emojis are like The Force: they can be used for good, or they can be used for evil. Or they can be used as a symbol for a dick.
Drew Millard
10.22.15
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