What the actual fuck was going on 1998?
If you're upset with the results, just remember that you voted for this stuff.
Technology is changing the way we have sex, "rosebudding" is a thing, the British government can't handle face-sitting and everybody likes butts.
A shit ton of new ones came out last year. You're probably wondering what they're about. We asked our friends in Holland to sum them up.
2014 will go down as a year that sucked and ruled in equal measure.
Sexism's had a strong year, so let's look back with misty-eyes at all the misogyny and reactionary weirdness from horrible dude-bros.
Whether you like them or not the label have created a world that challenges the commercialism and consumption of music.
Class war, a perversely resurgent club scene and burger queues – a year in the life of the greatest city on earth.
For your edification, a by no means comprehensive sampling of pertinent things that happened in 2014.
Brad Pitt's moustache, Björk's 'Biophilia' and Xavier Dolan's latest Oedipal drama.
It is my everything.
Hint: Never point Snapchat at your boobs or balls.