ant and dec
It wasn't just UK rap and grime missing last night, it was a whole cross section of British youth culture.
Between Ant and Dec's urinal banter and everyone giving fictional man Keith Lemon a shout out for some reason, there were a few brief moments of magic.
Only 189,000 people tuned in to watch the Mercury Prize this year. What happened? We used to be great at this.
We Have Officially Reached The Bottom Of The 90s Revival Barrel, And We Are Scraping It For Dear life
Ant and Dec doing the Brits, the Chuckle Brothers on Radio 1, S Club 7 reforming: we will just keep going.