You'd think it's awesome being a PI. And it is, except that you pee in a bottle.
I went to see the new horror movie in London to work out the answer.
Travelling should be about discovery, not taking selfies in front of temples.
They all dress like Stereophonics fans.
The only ones who lost their shit were the police horses.
And while I'm at it, hip-hop doesn't matter any more either.