This Girl Has Been On Holiday For Three Years
"I'm sure that everyone who is working away in an office, enviously looking at my Facebook albums, could live the exact same life. I don't understand why more people don't do what I do."
Let Three Fireworks Technicians Teach You About Blowing Stuff the Hell Up
While getting wasted and handling explosive devices that scare the shit out of your neighbours is undoubtedly a good idea, it's probably best to leave the larger displays to the professionals.