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7.7.15

Some HSBC Workers Just Got Sacked for Pretending to Behead a Colleague Like ISIS

I mean, who hasn't at least thought about doing the same after a day of go-karting?

6.23.15

Apparently Everyone Has to Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans Now

An Australian woman suffered a complicated leg injury and now skinny jeans are bad.

12.1.14

We Joined a Britain First Defector On His Apology Tour of London's Mosques

A couple of weeks ago, Matthew Lester realised he'd been an "unwitting twat" and decided to make amends.

6.20.14

Millennials Are Idiots

We can’t even tell our left-wing from our right-wing.

6.20.14

Cry-Baby Of the Week: A Woman Kidnapped Her Daughter To Stop Her Being Vaccinated

This week: A family started a riot because they weren't allowed to take knives into an amusement park.

6.6.14

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week: A woman called the police because her ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles.

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4.17.14

Our E-Cigarettes Are Going to Melt Our Faces and Burn Our Houses Down

Who'll be the Wright Brothers of getting killed by an e-cigarette?

3.13.14

A Christian Group Called 'Dead Raising Team' Wants to Resurrect You

Grandma dead? Wish she were alive? Who you gonna call?

12.31.13

Here Are the New Year's Songs That Idiots Will Be Quoting on Facebook Today

"So this is the New Year / And I don't feel any different"

10.11.13

Welsh Police Found an Industrial Weed Farm Next to Their Courthouse

Two Albanian guys, a ton of weed and an abandoned Welsh pub.

8.16.13

Greek Neo-Nazi Beach Party!

Here's what the Golden Dawn got up to at their holiday camp in Crete.

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