I consulted internet security expert Nik Cubrilovic and XKCD's Randall Munroe about how they would fix the problems in the world of passwords.
You just have to research celebrities and lie.
No level of internet security would stop people being sexist creeps.
Brown tackles former Director of the Office of the National Drug Control Policy William Bennett's assertion that Prohibition worked.
Besides smashing up your computer, here are a few ways to avoid being spied on.
And the cyber-security expert and WikiLeaks affiliate knows a fair bit about the state of internet surveillance.