"I've seen first-hand how medicinal cannabis can change people's lives," said premier Daniel Andrews.
Until the planet explodes, melts or drowns, humans will want to get high.
Medical cannabis isn't legal in the UK, but that doesn't stop home chemists from processing it into the kind of oils and capsules that can alleviate the symptoms of everything from epilepsy to cancer.
Yesterday's government report was a red herring.
In the eyes of the law, a pill in your pocket is as bad as racially aggravated assault.
Mohamed Bensaada wants to legalise cannabis in the area and turn the dealers into coffee shop waiters.
The country's Criminal Law professors are demanding decriminalisation.
So much ignorance, so many platitudes – so long, War on Drugs.
Experts say the prices of weed grown in Humboldt will plummet if it's legalised.
German stoners want to buddy up to help free the weed.