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Things You Could Spend Your Cash on That Are Better Than £1,400 Radiohead Tickets
Tickets sold out in seconds this morning and now touts have listed them for £1,400 on Viagogo. But why shift cash for that, when you can buy 55 gallons of lube?
Let's Hope the Booty Video Trend Never Ends
Booty videos help tired pop stars revive their declining career fortunes.
Porn-Set Production Assistants Have the Best Job on Earth
Porn production assistants work with lube, baby wipes and a Miley Cyrus look-alike for money. They're basically living the dream.
These Guys Are Trying to Improve Lebanese Sex Lives
By anonymously shipping lube and condoms in brown paper envelopes.
I’m a Homo but I Loved Having Sex with This Robotic Pussy
RealTouch’s resemblance to Eve, Wall-E’s girlfriend, didn’t exactly give me a hard-on.
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Which of These Dick Lubes Goes Best with My Lunch?
If there’s anything I hate more than dry genitals, it’s dry genitals that taste like dry genitals.