No one can hear you weep in space.
Please don't call us a throuple.
As a kid, I lived with my mom, my dad, and an interconnected network of grownups who were all banging each other.
It also helps them figure out who is doing what chores every day.
The key to having more sex fun this year is to channel the spirit of the boner. Seriously.
They get laid a lot more than you and are immeasurably happier with their lives.