Japan er pjattet med Coca-Cola, der får dig til at skide
Der findes ikke noget som en læskedrik, der også garanterer dig en tur på porcelænstronen.
'Creamer' Is the Funniest Trashy, Gross-Out Art Zine
We had a chat with all seven founders, who started the zine in their old house, the Pussy Palace.
Man Tries to Impress Women on a Dancefloor, Shits Himself Instead
"He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the crap out of himself," a friend said.
The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy
This week sees the release of the final part in the trilogy. Here's why I'll be going to see it.
London Has More Cocaine in Its Sewers Than Anywhere Else in Europe
You go through your life, expelling with wild abandon into toilets, never thinking the trace amount of metabolites in your droppings might be collected by a central European drugs agency to make an 83-page report about substance abuse.
This Is What It's Like Being Addicted to Laxatives
Laxative abuse is a common manifestation of eating disorders that we rarely talk about. But with the pills so easy to buy and become addicted to, and increasing numbers of young people using them, it's about time we started.
Losing My Shit: What It Feels Like to Deal with IBS
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is the medical equivalent of an unlikeable extended family member. It isn't life-threatening, but it's annoying as hell and you can't really get rid of it.
I Visited America's First Poop Bank
OpenBiome pays donors £25 per poop, but not just anyone can donate their shit – getting approved as a stool donor is harder than getting into Oxford.
I Made My Thanksgiving Guests Review My Robot Toilet
Earlier this year, I was gifted a free top-of-the-line "smart toilet." I invited my Thanksgiving guests to test it out.
This Is What Girls Actually Talk About
I won't lie to you, boys; it can get pretty mean and gross.
Extreme Anal Porn's Shitty Consequences
What it takes to make a rosebud—the sex act that involves your rectum falling out of your butthole.
A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References
With the utmost love for Weezy F(ecal) Baby, we present to you Wayne’s World of Waste. The only appropriate reaction here is, "Holy shit."