tips from a waiter
How to Console Valentine's Love Rats
There's no easy way of telling a sobbing man he still needs to pay for his dinner.
How to Show Idiots Who's Boss
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!"
How to Pry Money Out of Pick-Up Artists
Just keep your mouth shut and soon you'll be drinking his expensive, leftover pre-fuck wine.
Annoncering
How to Screw Over Obnoxious People
Just because you're waiting tables, doesn't mean you have to put up with pricks.