Volume 13 Issue 6

  • Games

    The strangest thing happened this morning. I have a full-length mirror in my hallway. I’m repainting the hall right now, so I moved the mirror to my bedroom and leaned it against the wall.

  • Cobra-91

    After the war in Iraq started, I spent a lot of time supervising "Cobra" counterterrorism cops assigned to chemical & biological warfare response teams in Lower Manhattan-you know, the guys in the bubble suits that scare everyone half to death?

  • Nose Job

    Let me state for once and for all: our dogs are not addicted. Even a small dose of drugs would most likely be lethal for them.

  • I'm Just a Prisoner

    Most people, both screws and inmates, will agree that the level of rehabilitation in prison is slim to none.

  • Grimewatch

    Grime is officially dead (according to a thread on the Dissensus message board), so we’ve finally decided to take Matt Mason’s advice and have spent the last few months undercover as a hairdresser called Paul in south London’s funky house scene.

  • Junkie Merry-Go-Round

    If you have an addictive personality and you start dabbling with Class A drugs as a way of dealing with your day-to-day problems then the reality is that you stand a good chance of ending up in prison. I should know. I’ve been in 16 of the fuckers.

Annoncering
  • Pink In Blue

    In a recent, publicly-funded questionnaire, the hot news was that among 6,300 Dutch cops only four percent admitted to being gay.

  • Vice Fashion - Cop Encounters

    We'd been smoking like Indians all day long. I was so out of it I felt like I was coming down with an extra chromosome. The police appeared out of nowhere and, at least to me, for no apparent reason.

  • Literary

    Cops: on pussy, pussies, and mustaches.

  • I Am a Copper

    I am a British street Police Constable and I've worked all over London from Kentish Town to Oval and Brixton. I am the person who turns up if you’re assaulted by a drunk in the street or if there’s been a burglary or there are drug addicts partying in...

  • I Am a Copper

    I am a British street Police Constable and I've worked all over London from Kentish Town to Oval and Brixton. I am the person who turns up if you’re assaulted by a drunk in the street or if there’s been a burglary or there are drug addicts partying in...

  • Nose Job

    Let me state for once and for all: our dogs are not addicted. Even a small dose of drugs would most likely be lethal for them.