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Vice Maybe you’re thinking of a different Russia? Is there a Russia on the moon in a biosphere full of palm trees and warm, lazy rivers? Because, except for you, the consensus of the rest of the entire human race is that the Russia on Earth is HELL. BUZZKILL Vice Vice Yes, that’s right. Simply by speaking to prostitutes you are promoting sexual slavery. God never invented a thing called “satire.” It was all a dream.
SIGNED, CONCERNED IN FLORIDA
Vice How gay is that? Wishing “shame” on someone. Is there a more flaccid insult in the world? “For shame!” Oooh, someone wished shame on me. Waaaah, I can’t wash it off. I’ve been shamed. GUN NUT
Vice Isn’t it sad how there’s a cabal of boring assholes for everything? D.I.Y.
Shit, that’s a good point. We had something like that in the works but somewhere down the line, sending notes back and forth to China, it got lost. Fuck.
PETER THE CONFUSED
Vice Vice It’s funny how the only source of knowledge people have is something they were forced to learn in school. Dude, we were saying the STATUE of him sucks. ONE WAY TO PASS TIME
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“People who play video games are badasses.” That would make a hilarious t-shirt. WLTM FAT SLAG
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