Wasted Life - Cancel SXSW
Please, no more pieties about this shameful fuckfest.
Wasted Life - Dave Mustaine: #1 Twat
Megadeth’s “singer” and guitarist is a royal pain in the dick.
Wasted Life - Meet the Republicans
To know these four men, you must listen to what they listen to.
Wasted Life - Sting's Commune with the Masters of the Universe
A conversation Sting had with an Amazonian god while he was tripping balls.
Wasted Life - Your Body Is a Wonderland
I wanted to experience what John Mayer felt while making the video for his song, so I masturbated, rewrote the lyrics and sang it to my probation officer.
Wasted Life - Jimmy Buffett
Are you are a flabby, middle-aged white person who likes to get shitfaced and make mess? If so, you should consider becoming a Jimmy Buffett fan.
Wasted Life - 2012: The Year in Preview
The two major trends that will shape the fresh new sounds of 2012.
Wasted Life - Christmas Weirdness with the Beatles
It's hard to tell if The Beatles ever really gave a toss about Christmas.
Wasted Life - Cat Stevens
Things got kooky when Cat converted to Islam in 1977.
Wasted Life - A Thanksgiving Prayer
Songwriters wouldn't piss on Thanksgiving if it was on fire.
Wasted Life - Profiles in Courage
Don Henley thinks that wine is a spirit. What the hell is he talking about?
Wasted Life - Moe's Mailbag #2
There just aren't enough people making music on PCP these days.