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Vice Jesus, can we not get some video next time? How could you do something like this and not document it?
DUBIOUS IN CHICAGO Vice The story comes from that girl in the Morning After Girls but we can’t tell you more than that as the guy is in litigation right now, promise. As for featuring the winners, that was always going to be on viceland.com and it is. LET’S TALK ABOUT UGH SexTV What is happening to the average IQ out there? It’s almost like the ones with brains are the ones breeding the least. Oh wait, that’s EXACTLY what’s happening.
BEAR BAIT Vice Actually the plan for the Gross Jar is to take it bear hunting this winter. Animals can’t get enough of terrible smells. WHERE’S THE BEAT? Vice Sorry. More coverage coming soon. In the meantime go buy anything by Brightblack Morning Light, Against Me!, Pissed Jeans, and Fucked Up. The Vice UK guys are really into the Klaxons and the Horrors and everybody loves Rick Ross. PS: You said do-do. END OF DAYS Vice Waterworld You sir have fallen for the “If it bleeds it leads” world philosophy. The truth may not sell newspapers but, for the record, things have never been better. Global warming is bull roar. Terrorism is no big whup. There’s plenty of oil and so on. If you want to see apocalyptic just go back in history. It used to be HELL out there. Shit, even the aristocrats were covered in lice and sores.