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  • Why Girls Should Only Have Anal Sex

    Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. By the time you get to the end of this article you’ll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun.

  • Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn

    His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”

  • Seka, Raising Penises for Three Generations

    Sex in the 70s was Seka. Half Cherokee, half Irish, and looking like a perfect Hollywood trophy, or a divination of death from the Norse Gods—Seka was a flinty mirage of whatever fantasy you had. I called her up recently to chat about stuff like anal...

  • Waiting for the Panties to Drop in Times Square

    I was caught in a gathering of sleazedicks circled around painter Andy Golub as he smeared vibrant colors on the pasty, yet supple buttcheeks of a 24-year-old naturist who goes by the name Felicity Jones. Felicity was the youngest of the four females...

  • The VICE Guide to Being Gay

    Everything you ever wanted to know about gayness, but were too afraid to ass.

  • Girls Love Girls #4

    Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents).