dear diary

  • Lesley Arfin's Tidbits

    Here are some of the volumes that I mine for "Dear Diary" material. These are all the best-looking ones. Most of the others are just marble notebooks with weird scrawlings on them that even I can't read.

  • Dear Diary

    CDs were still a new and exciting invention and "Ghetto Bastard" got us really pumped.

  • Dear Diary

    Last night was Halloween but I didn’t do anything. I stayed home to give out candy but nobody really came to our door. Supposedly there was a fight at Barry Lane, and Ally and Julie went and Marcie and Wendy were there too but I guess I feel like...

  • Dear Diary

    I got a phone call tonight from this guy who says his name is Tom Nasp and he told me I was on the guest list for a Beastie Boys private party at the Palladium this Saturday night!

  • Dear Diary

    On Thursday I went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Steve, Jamie, and Alex. Boyz II Men KISSED ME!

  • Dear Diary

    Hi! At Hebrew Marcie told me she was going to Florida for Christmas vacation. She asked her mom if I could go with them.

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  • Dear Diary

    I know that everyone hates me because someone put a note in my locker saying the worst, meanest things I have ever heard.

  • Dear Diary

    I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?

  • Dear Diary

    I'm in Long Island once again. Tonight for some strange reason I feel like getting on the train.

  • Dear Diary

    Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.

  • Dear Diary

    Lesley Arfin lists the people she hated in 1992.

  • Dear Diary

    I have to tell you something really weird! WAR has broke out. My friends and I are turning into hippies and having protests. Well, kind of, but this is NO JOKE.