Hostgator Dotcom emailed me the good news so I thought I'd call him up to congratulate him. It turns out he's doing great and his kids aren't starving, but he also has some worrying new plans to make money that involve his ding-a-ling and his future...
In 1990, Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, dreaming of a future in which people everywhere could bask in the glory of an interconnected global world. Two decades later, a man had the URLs of multiple porn websites tattooed on his face...
But don't worry: Dipping is still easy while sporting the latest face-shield tech.
Is it OK to show dead people's faces in newspapers and on TV now?
Vice: Where did you get the name Dr. Lakra? What kind of doctor are you?