Gorging on Wild Animals with the Sultans of Sausage
Here’s what you need to know about the Rhode Island Rumford Hunting and Fishing Club’s annual meat feast: it’s not for outsiders. This manbash is for swinging dicks. It’s for straight white men with beards and guns and shirts that read "PETA: People...
Boys Are Dogs and Girls Are Cats
Why do guys make plans within two texts and a couple of hours and girls make plans with 30 emails and several weeks and two cancellations? Boys are like this, and girls are like this. Boys are dogs, and girls are cats.
What's New in Meat VI
It’s time to ask the age old question, what’s new in meat? And generally feel unclean, upset, and weirdly hungry for chicken nuggets.
What's New in Meat V
This is the column where basically I dig through the internet for the most interesting (read: grossest) news stories involving meat and shit them out for you in soft, semi-digested info-morsels.
What Kind of Dinosaur Would You Be?
Which dinosaur was the best? Like, would it be better to be a gigantic t. rex or a nimble velociraptor? A flying pterodactyl or a spiky stegosaurus? We hit the streets of New York to find out.
We Are Pill-Addicted Meat Apologists: A Chat With Martha Rosenberg
"The FDA judges itself on how many drugs it approves, not rejects."
Justin Bua Thinks You Should Put Down Your Puss Sandwich
"My stools didn’t smell like the decay of a dead rotting animal."