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Enormous Arkansas Offensive Lineman Throws Touchdown

Arkansas Razorbacks offensive lineman Sebastian Tretola threw a touchdown today, scoring a huge victory for fat guy touchdown enthusiasts everywhere. Usually the fat guy touchdown happens on a fumble recovery, or a crazy interception at the line of scrimmage and we get to delight in the big guy rumbling down the field. We don’t often see the fat guy get to show off his athleticism and skill like this, though. Tretola took a direct snap at the six-yard line and then threw a perfect pass to the wide-open long snapper who leaked off the line of scrimmage. What a time to be alive. 

To crib Tiny Elvis, look at this guy, he is huge!

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And here’s a nice bow on the whole occasion: Jared Lorenzen—a quarterback who could have been an offensive lineman—was happy for Tretola and sent some congratulations his way on Twitter.

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