We know Billy Rohan‘s been squeaky clean ever since he was thrown in the mental hospital for doing a backflip off a squad car, but we no idea just how brightly his halo gleamed until we found out that dude’s been teaching a high school P.E. class on skateboarding for eight months without telling anyone. So that’s where he’s been. Granted Billy is no Jim Greco, still, it’s a little like going to visit your Memaw in the home and catching Dash Snow reading books to the elderly. Anyways, nice try, buddy, but we are officially outing you as a “good guy.”
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Peter Billingsley sits on Santa's lap in a scene from the film 'A Christmas Story', 1983. (Photo by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/Getty Images)