Japan’s next top model

So let’s get this straight. Japan made a robot that’s supposed to be a runway model, only she’s short, ugly, fat, and can’t walk… and on top of that her feet are ski boots and it looks like the engineers just stuck on a pair of Mickey Mouse raver gloves as hands. She’s flat-out ugly – like Grimsby shopping centre ugly, not model ugly, too. And she costs hundreds of thousand of pounds. You’d be better off putting a dress on a Roomba. At least that can suck you off pretty easily.