Our friend David Keyes spends all week every week collating all the funny one-liners from the internet and then emails them out to the world. This happy bank holiday, while I’m having an exhausting four-day lunch at my Gran’s, I thought David’s collection from this week might keep you occupied and off the streets.
Enjoy your eggs.
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