The master has returned and granted out wishes once again, people. R. Kelly is back with more gold with his new jam <12 play – Fourth Quarter and it is filled to the brim with baby-makin’, toe-curling, retard rap!

I wasn’t sure if Kells was gonna be able to top the part on last year’s Double Up where he raps about how he needs new toilet paper that doesn’t cut up his ass so much, but we have what seems to be an ample follow-up on our hands. If you can ignore the few, scattered auto-tune songs (blame that pussy T-Pain for this), this is a pretty tight stack of ladies’ jams guaranteed to make your bitch’s toes curl as you drizzle the candle wax slowly from her navel down to her snatch. Just take a look at these song titles.

Tracklist:
1. “Wanna Make a Baby”
2. “Hair Braider” (Tha Bizness)
3. “Skin”
4. “Screamer” (Produced by The-Dream)
5. “At the Same Time
6. “Whole Lotta Kisses”
7. “Might Be Mine”
8. “The Money” (feat. Fat Joe, Fabolous & Busta Rhymes) (Produced by DJ Felli Fel)
9. “Son of a Bitch”
10. “Go Low”
11. “Freaky Sensation”
12. “Two Seater”
13. “Playas Get Lonely”
14. “Relief”

Here are a few lyrics from the cut “At The Same Time”:

“look up at the mirror
see that ass in the ceiling
we’ll be curlin’ our toes
while screamin’ “goddammit”
you better let me know
if my access is granted”

And here’s a great verse from “Go Low”

“but with me that’s not the deal
girl i say how i feel
when i see something i like
i’m gonna keep it real
for instance: you look like food
i wanna put you on my plate
sop you up with some biscuits
and go on and eat you babe
i can tell you make it rain
grab my ears and pull my face
tonight i’ll be givin’ you brain”

If you’re not a complete tool you can probably find this thing anywhere on the internet. Take our advice and get this to compliment any sexual experience you may or may not have tonight!

JSIII