Did you grow up with a shitty, whiney little sister? Was she a real asshole, throwing her Cocoa Pops all over the floor when she didn’t get to watch some shitty show about a train with a face? When she shit her pants did she pull the turd out of her nappy and draw flowers on the kitchen wall with it? Well, if you lived through that you can certainly muster up the strength to go see Useless Children tonight at Bar Open. The sultry sounds of a little sister in a shit-fit set to the soundtrack of septic-thrash mongoloids canvassing for paint to breathe or 7-Elevens to rob is what’s in store you you if you can summon up the balls. Hotel Wrecking City Traders and Mirror Men are also supplying songs, maybe they’re good. Go find out. Yes, I know a coked-up wigger does security there but that’s easily thwarted by throwing a Sugar Ray cd in the opposite direction. Please Stop by Dixon’s Recycled before arriving and your life with be infinitely easier.

Here’s a video from the Kiddie’s record release gig a few back:

UNCLE SHARKEY