The black leather sofa. The ugly MDF wardrobe. The paper lampshade. Burn it all.
"Maybe they need to be taught about their bodies and sex by someone who doesn't look and act like they want to turn inside out and die."
How amyl nitrite morphed from angina medication into the UK's favourite legal high.
Tomorrow's general election will be the first in Wales since the voting age was lowered to 16.
Along with similar revivals of Welsh folklore and culture over recent years, many find themselves celebrating Dydd Santes Dwynwen on January 25th.
Tis the season for everyone, regardless of age, to revert back to sneaking around like a horny teenager again.