"I wish I never was good at swimming or had the opportunity to attend Stanford, so maybe the newspapers wouldn't want to write stories about me."
The all-girl band Good English has been kicked off of five concert bills after the band's drummer wrote a notorious letter standing up for convict Brock Turner.
Conservative political strategist Michael Reagan tweeted Monday that his dad would never have sided with Trump.
A friend said PC culture is to blame for the fallout of Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, while his dad complained he doesn't like ribeye steak anymore.
The former US president does not take heckling lightly.
They're not trying to create an army of mutant pig people, though. Don't worry.
All it takes is keeping an eye on Twitter and possibly racing around Japan to follow clues leading to the campaign mascot: a masked nugget thief called Kaito Nuggets.
The only one who knows who shot Michigan man Martin Duram is a parrot who apparently learned the phrase "Don't fucking shoot!"
But, as the former Rock told a magazine, "There are a lot of other things I want to do first."
"Folks, honestly, she's guilty as hell," the presumptive Republican nominee said at a chaotic California event.
Scott Dikkers's new book, 'Trump's America: The Complete Loser's Guide' is looking more and more like a necessity.
Among PornHub's top Westeros-related searches are "Daenerys" and "Walk of Shame."