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Brock Turner Claims 'Party Culture' Led Him to Commit Sexual Assault
"I wish I never was good at swimming or had the opportunity to attend Stanford, so maybe the newspapers wouldn't want to write stories about me."
Brooklyn Venues Are Boycotting the Band Whose Drummer Defended the Stanford Rapist
The all-girl band Good English has been kicked off of five concert bills after the band's drummer wrote a notorious letter standing up for convict Brock Turner.
Not Even Ronald Reagan Would Have Voted for Trump, Says Reagan's Son
Conservative political strategist Michael Reagan tweeted Monday that his dad would never have sided with Trump.
The Horrible Things the Stanford Rapist's Friends and Family Said in His Defense
A friend said PC culture is to blame for the fallout of Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, while his dad complained he doesn't like ribeye steak anymore.
Bill Clinton Told Bernie Sanders Supporters They’ll Be 'Toast' on Tuesday
The former US president does not take heckling lightly.
Scientists Have Successfully Created a Half-Pig, Half-Human Embryo
They're not trying to create an army of mutant pig people, though. Don't worry.
McDonald's Is Giving Away an 18-Karat Gold McNugget So You'll Try Its New Sauces
All it takes is keeping an eye on Twitter and possibly racing around Japan to follow clues leading to the campaign mascot: a masked nugget thief called Kaito Nuggets.
A Murder Victim's Parents Say Cops Should Use a Foul-Mouthed Parrot as a Witness
The only one who knows who shot Michigan man Martin Duram is a parrot who apparently learned the phrase "Don't fucking shoot!"
Dwayne Johnson Might Run for President Someday
But, as the former Rock told a magazine, "There are a lot of other things I want to do first."
The Founder of the 'Onion' Predicts Trump Will Win and Change Almost Nothing
Scott Dikkers's new book, 'Trump's America: The Complete Loser's Guide' is looking more and more like a necessity.
The Founder of the 'Onion' Predicts Trump Will Win and Change Almost Nothing
Scott Dikkers's new book, 'Trump's America: The Complete Loser's Guide' is looking more and more like a necessity.
HBO Has Had Enough of Pornhub's Pirated 'Game of Thrones' Sex Scenes
Among PornHub's top Westeros-related searches are "Daenerys" and "Walk of Shame."