Helen Meriel Thomas
This relatively vanilla sexual fantasy is hard to organise and plagued with drama. Here's how to make it happen in the best way possible.
If your hookups are marred by the fact your penis or vulva starts screaming in the days after sex, read on.
We asked academics specialising in the reclamation of language to weigh in.
"I had to learn how to date again, as a man and as a parent."
We can officially see another household indoors from 4th July onwards. So why do I feel so anxious about it?
"I just heard someone screaming – it was his mum. His very Catholic mum."
One misconception about bisexual people is that we like our own gender and other genders exactly the same. That's not always the case.
Let's play a love game – one where you tell me exactly how you want your junk caressed after quarantine.
I reconnected with my yoni in front of seven strangers and asked the cosmic universe for some time to myself.
Our Corona Film Club viewing – of 'Shrek the Third', no less – was interrupted by a pro-Julian Assange video that played on loop. Others have reported a phantom user harassing them in the chatroom.