Jeff Simmermon
Shootin' Roos
When I sold everything I owned to move to Australia, I thought that I'd find jobs that would be equal parts hilarious and character-building.
Muscle Mania
Bodybuilding isn't about health or fitness. Bodybuilding is about what you look like, not your well-being or happiness. It's really hard on your kidneys from all the protein you have to eat.
The Naked Truth
It's actually quite fortunate that the wrinkled flesh of unkempt seniors was the only thing exposed on this trip.
