Jeff Simmermon

  • Muscle Mania

    Bodybuilding isn't about health or fitness. Bodybuilding is about what you look like, not your well-being or happiness. It's really hard on your kidneys from all the protein you have to eat.

  • Shootin' Roos

    When I sold everything I owned to move to Australia, I thought that I'd find jobs that would be equal parts hilarious and character-building.

  • The Naked Truth

    It's actually quite fortunate that the wrinkled flesh of unkempt seniors was the only thing exposed on this trip.