“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.
Sources say Miley Cyrus forces men to interview with her assistant. So we decided to imagine what other contractual obligations you'll have to go through to fuck other famous people.
We were sent a few leaked pages from the proposed script which names Michael Cera and Justin Long as its stars.
Heartbreakers is a new THUMP series exploring dancefloor tearjerkers. First up, "In Love With You" by French house duo The Paradise.
Unfortunately with hilarious consequences.
Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.
No one cares about your awful night out, you narcissists.
Here are some events to get you started.
Joe Bish explains the most bizarre Kanye video yet.