It is the bread? Do they use bread-flavoured air fresheners? I used journalism to find out.
The major chains are offering vegan options. But can you actually eat them?
We asked some very excited, very innocent bystanders.
Some places kicked me out fast. Others, like IKEA, didn't care at all.
For cheese platters that are too gouda to be true.
I tried all of them so you don't have to. Or more specifically, so you don't have to try pizza from Coles.
Because there's nothing worse than accidentally buying a stupid, dried-out husk of trash garlic bread.